MY EYES!

For some reason though, it helped me. I went and got a glass of milk after I read this.

Day? Made.

Well this was in 1986 and the car was a hand me down from my big sister. It was a sickening color of maroon, the seats were worn through so I put some nice, furry grey seat covers on it and it had a terrible Kraco cassette stereo with tinny speakers and a mix tape stuck inside the player.

I only know this because it was my first car. A '77 to be exact. It was a piece of shit.

I think that's a Vega, dude.

Something about "blessed are the cheesmakers..."

As the adoptive parent of a unloved, unused car I approve of this.

You are a fortunate man. What's next? If you say 'Land Speeder', I'll kill myself.

Daddy?

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Dear Father,

Shooting Brake?

One does not need to pay 6 grand to get blown down these days. CP

Is she sure it's not just Whoopi Goldberg?

It calmly says "Love me. Don't judge me."

Seriously? No one has thought of this?

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