Does it come with a lawn chair?

Good guys win, bad guys lose, and as always, Verde Ithaca prevails.

I may have laid plans.

Cars and Coffee videos have proven that Mustangs are not cars that attract drivers.

Does anyone think its morally wrong to want to sell, oh I don’t know, like a kidney or something to get one of these? The black market for organs is hot, hot enough to let me be able to get one of these.

I keep telling myself, “If you trade your GTI in for this you will probably lose your licence.”

Norther Bromania

These are the types of trips that one might call “character building”.

Seriously! Next time maybe you should upgrade to a $700 Jeep.

“I AM OG, aren’t I?”

With autopilot.

To be fair, the Mazda 3 is an unnecessarily beautiful car.

You already get the carnivore option with leather, or do you mean actual edible seats made of meat? I think that would be very interesting, except when you no longer have that “new car smell"

Jesus, people care about a “vegan interior”?

Nikola Tesla is pleased.

Can’t tell if sarcasm...

Sophisti-what?

This isn’t even snark/hate, but I honestly don’t think the regular writers are skilled enough to do a Hellcat wheelie without...well...y’know:

Jalopnik is too ‘mature’ now to do a wheelie.