rdubois92
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rdubois92

Pump up the jam, pump it up
While you feet are stompin’
And the jam is pumpin’
Look at here the crowd is jumpin’

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

#MURICA

That’s the question I ask myself before I go into a deep trance.

I'm glad we got this out of the way early.

Doesn’t your car have a 20 speed?

Yeah, it’s total bullshit. How would he have conducted himself if it was just a normal situation where cars/trucks are in that lane? Deploy a tire strip?

My bank account had tumbleweeds.

The car (with billionaire doors, by the way) is an insane feat of engineering,...

I asked my bank account. This was it’s reply.

No, baby. Right on time.

Why limit yourself to one day a year for enjoyable lies?

I almost bought a two year old Vantage in 2013; ordered a new BoxsterS instead. Same money. I’ve been quite happy with my decision, except when I see an Aston Martin on the road — unless it’s on the side of the road.

I bet you a dollar it’s not bulletproof.

You’re right, we should ignore one of the biggest car stories of the year. What was I thinking.

How else is a man with an adamantium skeleton going to get his kicks?