Hate Tweeting Flamingos is the name of my band. I’m going to sue this guy.

I really like the mental image of a crab strutting around wearing a comparatively giant Wolfsburg pendant, Flavor Flav-style.

I see a Pulitzer in your future

Turns out this isn’t stunt flying at all, just the pilot trying to outrun that music.

Some people aren’t so nice.

He has admitted in interviews to exposing himself at work. That’s already creepy enough.

LeCar, nuff said.

Ferrari LaFerrari Spider LaSpider

OK, that’s it, I’m gonna do a big heist. I’m going to take that and the Aston-Red Bull, simultaneously. I need twelve more people to help me out.

Good God.

I would say a 12 years old with boyfriend.

theft of property over $30,000

It was easy going there. Going home was a different story.

Funny, washing is one of my favorite things about having a car!

THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO BRITAIN IN AT LEAST THE LAST SEVEN DAYS

The obvious answer is that the car belonged to MIB, and the driver of the go-kart was an alien with a doomsday device.

I found a gif of the driver as a kid.

That wasn’t Cpt. America...that was Walker Texas Ranger. I’m surprised he didn’t do a spinning heel kick when he squared off with the dude.

No, this is Patrick.