Jokes on them, the first thing that the war effort is going to affect is moustache oil. Without that, they can’t survive.

What you need more desperately than anything is a Tracking system - where is David on his trip? He’s near us!

This is what you do

You have to wait till you need help. You can’t ask for help in advance. What if you never need help and we’re just standing outside our houses with bunch of wrenches and sockets. With our luck, Google Street View van will drive by...

We’re inching ever closer.

No but I’m waiting for all the videos of people offroading them in the sand in Dubai.

Wait. Did you just say teen girl squad?!?!?!?!

I’ll have to say hi to Travis this fall, then. Haha.

Mercedes-Benz: Thanks for 100 years of competition. The 30 years before that were a little dull.

I love the condescension. Grown adults essentially doing this to each other...

I picture two mustachioed men in bowler caps and formal wear sitting in high backed leather chairs before a roaring hearth sipping brandy from fine crystal. One, he wears a monocle, looks to the other and quite guffaws, “Say, Willigins, you were but the scandalous thought of your ne’er do well father, Lord…

“Ferrari-like”

seemed rude to just leave you hanging

Three “beers” alright.

I welcome our autonomous vehicle overlords with open arms..

did Liberty Mutual raise her rates? after all that research on torque ratios?

No one can own Mr. Meowington; we can only lease his affections.

“Ya, I was thinking a little more F-22 strategic fighter grey. This swatch is a bit too F-16 ”.

/looks at bed

Suggested new headline: 4 reasons why these cars are cooler than anything we will ever own.