Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

New Zealand responded to the incursion of their soveriegn waters by sending a warship of their own, the HMNZS Slammalammadingdong.

“maritime hoonery”

Seriously...Kim...dude... eat a Snickers.

Fuck you. I Hate Teal.

WOW, IT’S A SLIGHTLY SHINY WHITE PORSCHE!!!!

I’m not a huge fan of the new Aston because the headlights look weird to me, and the whole car seems to look significantly bigger. But I always like brown or ‘dirty’ white colors on them.

Here’s my exterior, named Speeding Turd:

A $kaycog photo and a COTD to call my very own! I now know how Leo feels.

We’ve stopped communicating.

Q will put magenta dixie cup squiggles on it, to complete the Geo Tracker look.

If you ever apply for a job at Mansory, put that in your portfolio.

I can’t pass the criminal background check necessary to get him.

Yeah, seriously some of us have to pretend to work while commenting on the internet for a living.

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your scoot. You’re lucky that ridin the clutch on your two stroke sorority- mobile didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Torch, I’m a girl. Unlike a guy who could just cut a hole in the gourd, microwave it, and fuck the pumpkin till dawn, I physically can’t do that. Literally, like my pelvic bones absolutely would not allow even a small pumpkin into me. I am forced to pick the first option, and all things considered that doesn’t suck!…

There may not be any more left, but fuck it this thing is worth going to jail for.

The perps were apprehended, queso closed.