The Chiron had me interested.

LeBlanc may be a has-been (I’d argue otherwise), but Evans is a never-was.

The least interesting top gear presenter who has nothing to offer aside from wealth and a Ferrari collection was opposed to the addition of the most entertaining presenter who is actually good at driving and is much more famous? No way.

All my sides are prole sides.

Hold me.

Unpopular opinion: modern Lambos are beautiful.

“Cost... Effective...? I don’t understand this thing you speak of.”

Yup, really nice ones on a car with a base price of $168,000.00.

Stop using logic!! This is Jalponik.

Yes, but my tailor refuses to work in anything but cashmere, and have you tried cashmere floor mats? A travesty.

Call it “I just blue six grand”.

They will both crash at approximately the same speed at Laguna Seca.

Hot-ass fuckin take bro

Right? My dog is getting up there in age, and my parents let it slip that they’ve started putting aside vacation time every year for the impending massive meltdown I’ll have. I think Louis C.K. called pets a heartbreak waiting to happen.

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.

This made me ugly cry.

Tomorrow AM I am putting my 19 year old cat to sleep. He’s been sick for almost a year, and lately he has gotten so much worse. I’ve been looking for any excuse to not go though with it, but his pain is getting harder for him to hide and it’s time. I’ve had him all of my adult life and he has…

Who whoa WHOA. Did the owner of an exotic Pagani just make a very sensible and calm statement regarding his accident?!?! No rage?!

“sports car with 666 horsepower”

McLaren Special Operations is got to be the coolest bragging rights job.