I believe the phrase the kids would use is:

“Ford stole our grille for their Fusion, so we shall steal the headlights of their Focus! Hahahaha!”

Why buy a house when you can buy Ken Block’s rally car?!

And if you’re in a backward state with property taxes on vehicles, you can just say, “Guys, it’s basically worthless. Doesn’t even have a stereo.” Boom. Cheap to own supercar.

One of the coolest cars ever built. I’d take it over any similarly priced hypercar in a second.

How many flat bill hats come with it for that price?

I’ve been to Hoonigan homebase, and I’ve met the shop manager. That car was undoubtedly driven hard, but it was also meticulously maintained. I’d buy it in a second...I just need to borrow $350,000 first.

I can feel my chest hair growing as I watch this video... I think I may feel a mullet coming on also.

To be fair, a Metallica dubstep album would more than likely be worlds better than anything they’ve released in the past 25 years.

“We would never cheapen our brand by making an SUV. Would you like to buy a hat?”

In Utah it usually means the owner of said car is visiting or thinks very highly of their own misinformed ski beta.

Interesting fact about that Camaro- The visibility doesn’t change when you brush the snow off the car.

It stumps me as to why you didn’t make an attempt to meet DeMuro and combine your two horrible fantastic fucking ideas into the best post Jalopnik’s ever seen.

Most surprising part of the headline.

Hate to sound like Grampa McGitovmilayn here, but stuff like this really fucks over the rest of us who just want to play with our off-road toys in peace.

A man challenged me to a bat fight once.

This is a real life example of the difference between designers and engineers.

Anywhere in Wyoming, you’re in the middle of nowhere....

“I think we’ve run out of places to put vents”