why wasn’t she looking at the flag while the anthem was playing? i was always taught to stare at the flag until the anthem was over, even if my eyes watered. never avert your gaze from that holy cloth because it holds supernatural powers that fill our hears with patriotism and love of country but hate of the people in…

feed her to a bear

I thought that season was never to be spoken of again.

IIRC Davis K’d Adrian Gonzalez. Back when Gonzalez was good.

The weird part was that Davis, who had a platinum sombrero that day, wasn’t half-bad as a pitcher. IIRC, he got at least one strikeout.

Here is where you see the range in behavior.

Is this that pedo guy?

Have you ever seen an interview with Lionel Messi?  He’s like a Quaalude with sleeve-tats.

Not sure what the parameters are for that goofy Big 3 thing, but perhaps they cold make an exception for him. Be pretty fun to watch him & Nate Washington go at each other.

Ah, USA Today the newspaper of record for folks who can’t be bothered with TV’s in-depth news coverage.

and yet the world and the media praised the Cavs for that ridiculous trade...i seriously thought i was taking crazy pills i couldn’t believe how much people were saying that was a good trade!

hasn’t been a disaster. Not great enough to justify the salary, of course, but...

Wayne Ellington is a very, very good shooter who isn't 5'7"

Has a rising star ever fallen this hard, this fast?

Schnatter is the Papa John's Pizza of humans.

Why is it always two beers? I'd love a DUI story where the guy is like "Yeah I just knocked back a handle of Beam, I'm fuckin' LIT!"

The first names thing is why I’ve never gotten on board with people hailing Jim Bob Cooter as the next hot NFL coaching prospect. Especially since, being from Tennessee, he has three first names.

1978 was not the final time that Jim Joyce would end up in the jackpot.

Fuck the Serbs. We both know they find the double headed eagle offensive because either they dislike the reminder of their genocidal past or they are still a bunch of nationalist, racist, fascist pricks who deserve the whole world to look at them with contempt. Again, fuck the Serbs.