Man, without weighing in on the call, it’s just fantastic that this video exists in the first place.

It’s because men are disgusting. I have no idea how not all women are gay.

Unless you’re writing about it as if it’s something new and exotic. This article was the equivalent of someone from Oregon writing about how there’s this brand new thing being tested in Belgium self-serve gasoline! It might even be rolled out more widely someday!

You mean this thing that we’ve deen doing in a dozen states for decades?

Frankly I miss the Weekly World News. If you’re going to just make shit up you might as well go big.

Apparently Newsweek wants to become the go-to magazine for people who find The National Enquirer too challenging a read.

My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

It’s like us lapsed Catholics getting ready to nail the “and also with you” only to hear everyone else say “and with your spirit” or whatever. You’ve picked the easiest part to demonstrate your in-groupness, but totally faceplant the landing.

I loved all the interviews where David Cage thought he was a genius with an original idea for making a game with a story where artificial intelligence yearns for freedom despite the fact that it’s been a science fiction trope for decades upon decades.

“What meaningful thing did that scene say about domestic violence? That it’s bad? That living with an alcoholic is shitty and stressful? That watching a man abuse a little girl sucks? Okay.” 

It’s not a “vendetta” against anyone. That’s such a bullshit internet bro perspective about how writers and critics do their jobs. But if you’ve been around the block, like most experienced games journalists have, you start to just object to the smell of over-glorified bullshit. But hey, there’s no accounting for…

“How dare they review something they didn’t enjoy!”

“Flawed premise, dopey script, counterintuitive controls, total failure to meaningfully engage with the real-world issues it invokes.”

There is a documentary called ‘Forever Pure’ which is about the reaction of their fan base after two Chechen Muslim players were signed by the club. La Familia, as you describe, is vocally and admittedly racist. Proudly and unapologetically so; they seem to find resonance with Trump. How strange!

So it’s Millwall with kippahs?

Tottenham Bonespur

May 2019 - “Beitar Trump Jerusalem announces that they have declared bankruptcy.”