I really don’t get why this is controversial or difficult for Democrats to understand: run and support the most progressive candidate in every election that has a realistic chance of winning. Candidates like Jones and Lamb should be told to fuck right off if they are running in San Francisco, and embraced like the…

Kevin Harlan is just the best. He could make my 6-year-old’s T-ball game sound interesting.

And he got booed in the arena—in Detroit, no less. That was hilarious.

And let’s see how the gun nuts react to their “good guy with a gun” being yet again revealed to be more a dipshit with a gun.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

“Why did someone make this?” he asked, before looking directly into the camera and smiling knowingly.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

Kids these days are amazing. Down in Venezuela there are kids half his age, and every one of them are speaking Spanish.

I suppose you want to take my baby’s gun away too.

This gets even funnier [Oilers fan: sobs] when you remember that part of the justification for the Hall-Larson trade was a salary dump so they could sign Lucic.

Krejci is a fucking stud, Seguin I’m pretty sure got my dog pregnant and I think Kessel might be eating my ice cream and sleeping on my futon every night.

I think we could nab McDavid for some Dino BBQ and a 4th

Peter Chiarelli is trash.

Now, let’s just assume for a second that the pee tape is real, knowing that it will damn well be leaked (heh) on the internet, would you watch it?

Based on the presenters I enjoyed most tonight, yes please, Haddish/Rudolph for hosts. Either them or Eva Marie Saint.

Ooo boy, I haven’t seen all of them but I have seen The Shape of Water. I can see it winning if it came out in like...2003 but damn. I’m surprised it won. They’re playing it safe. It was a lovely movie but sort of reminded me of poor man’s Amelie or Matilda more than...something that...sticks with you or feels new and…

300 victims? if russia can be banned for doping then the US should be banned for allowing this atrocity to happen.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

Posting snuff gifs is an interesting editorial decision.

This entire show reads like the rights to Heathers were somehow bought out by Breitbart and thus it should simply be cancelled preemptively