Can’t wait for the NRA to speak out in his defense!

If they offer that jersey in Alonzo Mourning I will fucking fight anybody except Alonzo Mourning for it.

yes this is a much healthier attitude than an ongoing comedic series about his progress

How dare his legions of fans dare speak their desires that he finish the story he began?

hmm

Well the Titanic had that orchestra, but I hear the BBQ on the Hindenburg was pretty lit.

I’d take Isiah Thomas today over Isaiah Thomas.

That’s like saying do you want to be on the Titanic or the Hindenburg.

Pretty much sums it up and why I thought the Celtics were fleecing the Cavs....which I’m always in favor of. His style of play+size vs. NBA players = short career.

And here I am as a Knicks fan thinking “If they can get him on a cheap deal, I wouldn’t mind kicking the tires on him”

Of course, they will proceed to offer him the max and wonder how it could have all of gone wrong when it invariably goes all wrong.

It was weird that the Cavs had both him AND Derrick Rose. Like parallel universes colliding

“Whoa...sweet mechanics!”

Why do I get the feeling he is going to be standing at a podium in Madison Square Garden celebrating his newly minted, 4 year max contract next summer?

he has not shut up since the kyrie trade. (so many essays and interviews.) think that broke him mentally and made him try to overcompensate even when his hip wasn’t ready. doesn’t help that when his offense isn’t working he’s arguably the worst starter in the league because he’s such a drag in every other facet of…

A star point guard who relied on driving into the paint who looks like a shell of the player he was after injuries.

Brad Stevens made him look like an All Star...maybe we’re just seeing what happens when you shatter his confidence and take away a top tier coach.

Is this because he’s a lesbian?

A certain character has been going to law school at night. After passing the bar, he retires from the NYPD and comes back as ADA Odafin “Ice T” Tutuola.

i love how he was all like ‘i’m not a shitty person becuz the nra pays me. the nra pays me becuz i’m a shitty person’ like he was making some clever explanation

You hit the nail on the head. Legislating access is a nightmare between NRA money and gun-humper protests. But if you can change the economics of it all by squeezing the smaller manufacturers out of business and narrowing the larger ones into effectively being military and law enforcement contractors, that actually…