Everytime someone uses the term “Quack Trainer” all I can think about is the lack of respect shown to those who make their living doing the near impossible task of training ducks.  

Your telling me. He prefers a filly.

• RIDING HIS HORSE WHEN HE FELL OFF AND WAS STEPPED ON BY HORSE ON PENIS

Well, what else do you expect when Broadway shows are, by their very nature, an art that few get to experience live considering you need to a) have the money to get to NYC, b) have the money to stay there or nearby, c) have the vacation time to, d) have the money to buy tickets (yes, you can lottery, but that’s not…

This gives me no less joy for the fact that it was a nailed-on certainty the minute they released him.

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

There’s nothing morally admirable about Bernie Sanders. Our whole country is fucked because he couldn’t get over his own ego.

West is salty at Obama because he wouldn’t talk about race and he’s salty at Coates because Coates talks about race too much. At what point does this become Old Man Contrarianism wrapped in a veneer of intellectual thought?

I know it’s been played out forever but crying Jordan still gets me

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

The Packers play involved a player catching the ball with his hands away from his body, tucking it under his arm into a running posture, turning upfield and taking two steps before it was punched out, and it was called a catch and fumble—not an incompletion.

Let’s rate the top Tomlin excuses after this game:

Ben pulled that pass right out of Pete Carroll’s playbook.

The rule is crap and the Patriots can all be decapitated by ISIS, but he clearly did not control the ball all the way to the ground on that one. Just hold on to the ball and that’s a TD.

Don’t forget Butler tackling Bell in bounds on the previous play to keep the clock running and forcing Pittsburgh to run that insanely dumb hurry up thing.

Crazy call. Even Nantz and Romo thought the review was a formality.

I am online reading the Pittsburgh Post Gazette because there is a side of me that belongs locked in an attic.

Be wary - the last actor to portray a Rams fan died in 1988.