Oh no. Just watched the video and it’s worse. The moran didn’t use stars; they actually misspelled the slur. That’s... wow.

“I racially and sexistly slurred”

I have no trouble believing that this guy also talks like this.

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

Final stats. Zero games. One steal.

Alternate headline:

Honored to be the first to star this.

“My Turn” in-fucking-deed. I’m excited to see this new direction. Robin Wright is a treasure.

...why is Geno the one black quarterback teams want to give endless chances to?

This is the equivalent of trading in a 16 year old Toyota pick-up truck for a previously returned Power Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us.

Steelers fans have to be the least self-aware fans in sports. Yes, the catch was spectacular and the field goal clutch, but they barely get by a team held together with the foam they make cheese heads from and bratwurt skins. NFL fans are lucky their teams aren’t ranked by quality of win or strength of schedule.

You have to go to the Famous Original Roberta’s of Greenwich Village.

Come on, we all know there’s only one place to go for pizza in NY

Joe Harris looks and sounds like someone NBA 2K gives you when you first open create-a-player

If Jack had survived, Rose wouldn’t have gotten to learn how to ride horses, or have lots of babies, or anything else he wanted her to do...because they would have been too busy having lots of twisty-wristed car sex.

I think a lot of people, in about 10 years or so, are going to be denying that they ever worked for or voted for or even liked Trump.

What’s truly distressing is that this is exactly right. A more successful football coach *could* get away with being a bully, an asshole, and an accomplice to child rape. Fuck Greg Schiano, fuck Peter King, and fuck all the Paterno-slurpers who will inevitably come out of the woodwork once again.

Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?

The weirdest thing about the Netflix inaction: Does anybody even watch that show he’s in? What on Xenu’s green earth are they keeping it around for?