Well, I stand corrected. Kelce also kneeled, so at least two white players protested.

He promised to preserve, protect and defend the constitution. The constitution includes the right to free expression.

I thought Guy is biracial?

Tom Brady locked arms with Philip Dorsett, who I believe had linked arms with the standing players next to the kneeling players. And Kraft is already three sheets to the wind by the time the game gets started anyway.

Around a dozen Patriots players took the knee. The crowd of racist Boston ingrates booed them.

America’s great, we’re ready to fight/All my rowdy friends are in the alt-right!

America is great, footballs the game/There is no evidence that global warming causes hurricanes!

Ivanka’s a babe, CNN is fake news/The entire fucking world is run by the Jews!!!

C’mon, let’s rock the boat!/Trump actually won the popular vote!

Thomas, Lord Brady, Duke of Foxborough

To be fair, Blurred Lines is awful.

The only reason I got his name right was because I got like a dozen Tim Naehring cards in various packs of 1989 Fleer.

The question remains.

Tim Naehring seems like a straightforward guy. Wonder what he’s doing with the Red Sox with that skill.

Fucking hell there’s an Apple Watch joke here that I’m far too high to make.

Honestly Zeke should be suspended for those stupid fucking tiny jerseys he wears.

In Maine, though, the comedian is arguably more famous than the musician.

As a Mainer, I love lobster.

There could still be symmetry if they win this year.