The worst part about this whole debate is that Chief Wahoo is not even a good logo, unlike, say, the Blackhawks’ logo.

Eric Hinske. He slammed his face into the turf when making a diving catch in Fenway’s rightfield and hit a home run the next time up. Loved him to death ever since.

The best part of it all was Alexis barely holding back laughter on the bench. As if to say, “And they want me to sign a new contract? Fuck off.”

I didn’t think I’d enjoy it and it was so much fun.

The Patriots have just signed Shitty Tiny White Receiver Your Team Drafted in the Seventh Round Five Years Ago to a deal. He’ll be an All-Pro this year.

Ante Zizic will be nothing in this league. He looked slow and awkward in the Summer League.

Coming off an injury.

The only time I can remember this happening is in 2008 with Madden 09. Green Bay Packers legend Brett Favre had retired, and Madden honored him by giving him the cover. A few months before the season, Favre came out of retirement and signed with the New York Jets. Madden published the game with Favre in a Packers’…

Obligated.

I feel like if I was forced to list NFL teams, the Titans are the one I would forget.

Breckinridge ran against Lincoln and Stephen Douglas in 1860 as the super-duper-pro-slavery candidate. He finished second in the electoral college behind Lincoln and third in the popular vote behind Lincoln and Douglas.

This is so stupid.

And then  there, will be no more Expos coming to Cooperstown.

So you’re gonna get your friends to help you flee to safer territory or do you not know what Dunkirk was?

Yup. I strongly dislike the Rays too. I’m more ambivalent towards the Yankees now. They don’t have any strongly hateable players anymore. Because it’s been almost a decade since they last won, and we’re 3-2 up on them in terms of 21st century titles. The rivalry’s fizzled since 2007.

Yeah, they were super popular from around 1997-2003. After we won, a lot of fans found them...passé.

By standing up for civil rights.

It’s Cory Booker, not that it matters. And, while I think Cuomo is going to run, he’s pretty much DOA because even mainstream Dems can’t stand him.

Room-temperature. Arena sucks.

I mean he’s actually managed to get some progressive things done (mostly because he desperately wants to be President and knows he can’t run as a centrist because it’s not 1992 anymore), but there are so many terrible Republicans, he’s not even close.