I thought the Blackhawks would end up being the team of the decade but nope. These Pens are unreal.

The Fury of Tampa. Leonardo da Vinci, undated.

I want the Celtics to take Ball anyway just to fuck with his father.

Congress is held by Trump’s party.

Because the Cavs are gonna crush them anyway and it won’t matter.

What? Ainge has like a 3-4 year plan thing going on. Selling the Brooklyn picks for Jimmy Butler was not part of that plan, no matter how good this year’s team is. Drafting Markelle Fultz, signing Gordon Hayward, maybe trading Avery Bradley for more picks, and by the time 2020 rolls around LeBron has hopefully fallen…

“But they can become the president of the United States!” - Trump

Welcome to Nashville.

She doesn’t hold the rights to those speeches. The transcripts are not hers to release. Hell, she may not even have access to them.

The dude’s retired, let him make his money. It’s probably mostly going to his foundation anyway.

It does, however, make the Yawkey family irredeemably racist and if I had my way the street Fenway Park is on would be renamed and the family’s initials, painted on the Green Monster, should be painted over.

The other lady is short, the gentleman is in a wheelchair and Trump is crouching.

The scrappiest country is South Africa. Subjugated by the British and Dutch and white descendants of the British and Dutch and now the powerhouse economy of southern Africa and the only multiracial subsaharan African country with little racial disharmony anymore. It’s the only African country where LGBT rights are…

If this were to happen, I have little doubt that the United States could establish air superiority over the entire peninsula in a matter of days, due to superior training, technology, tactics and equipment.

Already deleted.

Me!

Hannah Storm? Really?! She’s one of the best anchors on any network, sports or otherwise.

MoMo will just call Yamasaki fat and win.

I want full nationalization. Bring them under federal oversight. Create a Secretary of Air Transportation.

The 1992-2004 Expos uniforms are fucking gorgeous.