- Shawn Kemp

A week-ish ago he complained that Obamacare wasn’t getting repealed by saying something like “I thought the only good thing out of this whole Trump business was we’d get rid of Obamacare, and now we still have it?”

Nationalize the airlines.

Confuse the two. God I’m a fucking idiot.

I always thought it had to do with “hung” being slang for a man’s penis length, and we didn’t want to confuse the too. But I’m fucked up.

Ronaldo was in a different goddamn zipcode and it wasn’t even close.

Maureen Dowd should be tried for war crimes. She is enemy no. 1 in the smearing of Hillary Clinton.

So were the early-20th-century Washington Nationals. As a matter of fact, so were the second incarnation of the Washington Senators.

Oh, Tammy. You should’ve known better. You should have known better.

But Hillary was the war hawk because of a 13-year-old vote, guys.

I mean we’ve had LePage as governor for six years. We should be long on that list.

Well, mission accomplished. That game was flaming garbage.

Open Veins of Latin America is a great book. Old Hugo had good taste. I bet Obama enjoyed it as well.

From Chipotle’s website:

Have a penis.

Oh, fuck off. Chelsea wouldn’t have a West Wing office in Hillary’s White House like EVERY TRUMP CHILD EXCEPT MEG AND THE 10-YEAR-OLD does.

Still haven’t watched her concession speech. I will never watch that concession speech. I will gouge my eyes out before doing that. It’d be less painful.

Let’s be real here, those guys voted for Obama because they thought it was the ultimate trump (no pun intended) card against allegations of racism.

Three words woefully missing from your comment:

Voter. ID. Laws.

BUT HILLARY IS SO BAD BECAUSE OF REASONS GUYS