Cory Booker is much more charismatic, Elizabeth Warren is much more popular, Kamala Harris is much smarter. He stands no chance.

Former Vice President Mike Pence, June 17, 2018.

BUT AUSTIN IS SO KEWL GUYS

When he has Orrin Hatch’s senate seat and is actively fighting gay rights and women’s rights you’ll regret it.

Ortiz is getting in. Fisk and Mazeroski got in on their moments more than their merits. Ortiz has like 47 of those moments. Not to mention, the Boston connection.

Dr. Bornstein graduated from the Pyongyang School of Medicine.

Which is the only reason why remember Taft.

The convention was in Philadelphia you moron.

Wait until Kanye and Kim release the phone recording

Graham is running to be the Democrats VP in 2020. A Warren/Graham ticket would be unstoppable.

Worth it.

Pop is infinitely smarter and more compassionate. I’m in. Pop 2020.

Fuck’s sake you dumb motherfucker: people need money to live. This kid isn’t holding out for 250,000 a year.

Telling someone “not to worry about the money” is akin to telling a drowning person “don’t worry about the oxygen.”

On the eve of her 2020 presidential run.

I mean I doubt anyone thought some guy named Barack Obama would lead the party in December 2004.

Ellison would get fucking destroyed.

Booker or Newsome.

Under the Ted Cruz rule, she’s eligible. One American parent.

Started the antigun filibuster.