We had a good, decent man as President for eight years and didn’t appreciate him.

Apparently this is just how voting in America works. You come in second, you win.

We don’t have to care about his supporters anymore.

The electoral college probably won’t elect either of them, it will get thrown to the House which will probably still elect Trump.

He used the freeness and fairness of our elections and used that against us. We can’t do the same thing to Russia.

General Anthony R. Tiger will serve as Deputy.

But yet he backed the Russian puppet.

Yes, because China is run by smart people.

Everything bad about the first one was improved. It’s not an excellent game, but I’m having fun.

Oh honey we’re gonna suffer a lot.

We’re at a point in history where liberal means “isn’t a fucking fascist.”

Honestly, soft core girl on girl is probably the least bad porn he could be watching.

You don’t think high schoolers are capable of this?

Steve Bannon is still the fucking puppet master though.

President Pence, which is a trillion times worse.

President Mike Pence will be worse in almost every way.

The world has its eyes on Susan Collins. You’re a moderate? Prove it.

I mean, if Donald Trump gets indicted for fraud or whatever right before they convene...

It is, however, the entire reason the electoral college exists.

In decades we’ll ask “what was wrong with us? Why didn’t we elect her? She would’ve been great!”