I’ve always seen her as warm and inviting. I’ve never understood how people could see otherwise.

Diehard supporters like me have referred to her as “our girl.”

Absofuckinglutely not. Trump and the GOP will get credit for that. Fuck. No.

Ooh, yeah. I just watched the documentary on President Robert F. Kennedy and Vice President Martin Luther King’s environmental policies - apparently if we kept on burning fossil fuels the planet would warm and melt the polar ice caps! Thankfully they put an end to that. Still can’t believe they won all 50 states!

I’m focusing on my November 8th-inspired run for state house in 2018.

Franklin Roosevelt was famously shy and unambitious. That’s why he ran for president four times.

I mean can you imagine Mike Pence gaslighting Sanders in a veep debate? That Brooklyn motherfucker would’ve slugged Pence. Bernie seems to struggle keeping his cool under the least pressure imaginable (just look at the interviews where talk show hosts gently ask him to expand in detail).

That is literally the only good thing that could come out of this.

A 70-year-old and a 74-year-old who clearly hate each other?

And at least in Saudi Arabia, they don’t fellate themselves over how free they are.

“Imagine if Winston Churchill was demeaned and smeared unfairly for decades. And then loses No. 10 to Nigel Farage’s more-racist more-dumb cousin.”

Yup. The 74 year old white socialist who black America trusted slightly more than fucking Romney would totally win.

She was going to prove everyone wrong.

She is the consummate tragic character.

My head hurts.

Of course I voted, and of course I voted for the most qualified, most prepared candidate I’ve ever seen or will ever see.

I’m ready to wake up on the morning of November 8.

I hope she runs her foundation. I hope she runs it well.

And I’ll just cry one more time.

Donate the winnings to the 2020 Democratic candidate.