No she wouldn’t, you fucking idiot.

She brought democracy to Myanmar, you fucking idiot.

With six bullets.

You are a fucking idiot.

I can’t fathom how she doesn’t have 96% of the vote.

And there goes Ted’s chances of winning the nomination in 2020.

Knowing Hillary, it’s definitely shade.

They can work with him because he’s from a purple state and can’t be a hardcore liberal.

Big Tim Kaine, man.

The only thing worse than his takes is his skin.

I’m rooting for you guys to play Boston in the ALDS just to see Mookie keep dominating Camden.

Fisk got in based on the 1975 home run. Ortiz has five bigger moments than that.

It’s great but too gentle to Trump.

Anthony Weiner makes me wish the Clintons actually have a hit list.

The movies about this campaign will be amazing.

Because Hillary was closer. Way closer. She actually had a reasonable path to the nomination up to and including the very last contest. Sanders was done by mid-March.

Only if they start sanctioning us, which will never happen because we’re one of five states that holds veto power.

It’s because he held on a lot longer than any other candidate would’ve for some reason.

BERNIE SANDERS NUMBERS WOULD’VE COLLAPSED IN A GENERAL ELECTION.

Not an uncommon view, actually.