Yeah but Hillary’s charity provides life-saving drugs to poor people so who’s the real villain here?

I fucking hate Maureen Dowd, because I’m a dyed-in-the-wool Hillary supporter and Dowd despises Hillary, so whenever I see Dowd insulted I can’t help but feel a little happy.

A Venn diagram of these shitheads and Trump supporters is a circle.

Burn State College to the ground.

They should've gotten the death penalty.

He’s thinking about how much he’s gonna the idiot’s gonna get sued.

Hillary invented curtains, it's all her fault.

Has the worm finally turned? Or will they still grade him on a curve and use false equivalences with him and Hillary?

They knew each other in college right? Some people posit that she rejected his advances.

She's still winning after her worst week ever? Good.

There's too much bad blood between Hillary and Reich.

It'll be more business-friendly because it won't cause a massive recession.

It's clearly to get Ms. Sandberg to open her checkbook.

He’s an actor, not a comedian. There’s a difference.

Maybe but she was just insulting his appearance.

Wait, does the team only have seven players?

BREAKING: John Farrell to return to the Toronto Blue Jays

You probably don’t need to be told this but Hillary’s plan is better.

I imagine the only things Tom Brady has ever consumed are Quinoa and magical brain water.

“The DNC” didn't decide that, Democratic politicians decided that.