COOL STORY BRO. Where do you contribute to the conversation? Oh yeah, NOTHING. You didn't address anything that I said. Ari Schwartz, maybe you should have paid attention in history class.

Having an undergraduate degree in History, I remember John Adams as a villain who tried to undo the Democratic freedoms granted by the other Founding Fathers. It took the Presidency of Thomas Jefferson to undo the mess.

@octasquid: Yeah! I love how Apple's Mini Display port went on to rule the world!!

At first I was like "how dare they assume such things!!" Then I watched the video.

Give Greasemonkey a try. You can install individual scripts that add to the functionality to the websites you commonly surf.

Where is all the corn syrup??

Oh man I have not heard news about Lucious Pussey in a long time.

How dare Kitna participate in the ungodly holiday of Halloween? Oh wait, thats what he looks like regularly.

Hold your horses! Mike Adamle of XFL and American Gladiators announcing?

Nitschke is a pussy. What's the big deal?

Maybe you assholes should watch this

I would welcome the coming of Peter King's Arian Nation.

Next time on Locked Up Abroad: Tech Edition...

This idiot could have taken some lives along with him on his way to hell.

MSDN Academic Alliance = FREE Microsoft Software and OS.

Mafia II showed me that even a virtual life can suck. Yay, let's load a truck full of wooden crates!

@Bobby Big Wheel: @twoeightnine: Did you hear what Clay Matthews said in the second video? The stewardess on their flight told them of this lady who was seeking autographs.

I've got your dorky helmet right here.

@DPeezy: Zzzz... Oh, cool story bro!!!

Casio watches = virginity belt