@Brian Jagielski: He just likes to stay comfortable and current.

This will be Favre's legacy.

LOL I guess no one at Deadspin bothers to watch Bears games. The score was 3-0 Giants at halftime.

In comic books, every woman has boobs that defy physics. However, usually more athletic women have smaller breasts.

....and boom goes the dynamite.

You call those flares? —Philly fans everywhere.

How about the number of times Merril says "a seal here, a seal here, you have the alley" every broadcast? It was cute the first time, but not when he says it in each and every game recap.

@Sterling Archer: I had zero police officers at my high school's basketball games. This was including when we had Michael Jordan's son on the team. It was such the atmosphere that security wasn't needed.

LOL there were police already there.

@battra92: First hit I got on Google;

@Xagest: The whole "stem cells = fetus" thing?

Magic Johnson? How did those liquefied money injections work out?

4Chan is also working on concurrently driving up the number of Google searches for "US declares war on North Korea" in hopes to start some sort of panic and/or attack.

@will.I.spin: My favorite is frying up sliced okra in bacon grease. Not "slimy" at all and quite delicious.

In high school, people threw lobsters on the ice during hockey games. Some kids' families had way too much money.

@theblackdog_ReadyForTheWeekend: Yeah but I'd rather not be a douchebag about it, and rub it in people's face.

Can we please tax the shit out of these old farts? They really do not need to go to every Superbowl. God I hate these Visa commercials.

@shufflemoomin: What, like freezing problems?

@shufflemoomin: I just played NBA2k11 with no problems. I'm currently playing MJ:Creating a Legend mode with the Bulls.

@aek8: I think they captured Obama's terrifying fingers perfectly.