I appreciate the love, but I’ve been living in this purgatory for some time.

It’s like an ex-husband providing color commentary on his ex-wife’s new surgeon boyfriend, who also has millions of dollars and 8-pack abs.

My first kid was born on November 6, 2016. DONALD TRUMP became our President-elect 2 days later... and I’m bringing another kid in now. I need to stop being so reckless.

It’s #12 in the link.

Thanks for your condolences. I’m in Boston this weekend for a wedding. Your hot buttered lobster rolls are delicious.

In terms of the NBA Officials website (link below), I don’t know how the block/charge replay was even triggered since Lebron was CLEARLY outside the restricted area

As a Cavs fan, I needed to vomit, but my pregnant wife was too busy vomiting in our toilet so I had to vomit in the sink.

Read the OFFICIAL NBA site.

I bet you’re really fun at parties.

Luckily, they weren’t up 3-1, amirite?

Ummmm. What about the NBA’s policy?

You wrote a very long comment. Surgeons are also not subject to OSHA and many of them perform hours-long procedures to remove cancer in compromising positions. There are many careers where we can improve working conditions. Also, surgeons don’t score many points for my fantasy team, so I don’t care.

Keeping Kevin Love off Al Horford has been a huge reason why the Cavs are back in the series.

Welcome to Deadspin, Skip!

“He kissed a lot of boys in that video.”

Do you think The Donald and Kim Jong Il will hear the same “laurel”/“yanny” or will the talks grind to a halt because they can’t agree?

I’m not sold on Ayton. I know everyone else loves him (and he’s certainly no Hasheem Thabeet), but I like Marvin Bagley more. I think he has better handles and shooting than Ayton. Maybe Bagley is a bit weak on defense... guess my point is that I don’t think Ayton is anywhere near the prospect that Embiid, KAT, and…

Nick Gilbert’s playoff beard was not very lucky. Luckily, he won’t be wearing it for next year’s lottery.

You’re right, I’m an adult these days and don’t have time to scout and watch film on Synergy Sports anymore. There was a time when I wanted to work in the NBA, but I found out you watch 10-14 hours of film every day for a decade for minimum wage.