Latest tax changes favor revenue over income. 

“What days is it today?”

“Mom and pops?” You are aware that Uber is opening an office in Dallas, not Scranton?

Lol no. The more you argue, the more you confirm that Uber was a low impact, no-brainer deal for Dallas.

3,500 cars is a drop in the bucket. Also, Texas has plenty of cash for infrastructure improvements and we are continuously improving our roads.

I don’t live in Dallas, therefore I don’t pay Dallas sales tax, Mr. Buffet. Care to try again?

Most affected Uber employees will not relocate to Dallas for various reasons, such as family or because the relo package isn’t attractive enough. They will separate from the company and find employment locally. Uber will replace them with local hires which is even better for the Dallas economy. 

And the bulk of property tax is Ad Valorem which I’m totally fine paying. 

Nice googling brah. According to the “Tiffany Network,” Texas has the eighth highest property tax. Guess who has to pay more?

Non-binary person in your GIF looks suspiciously like Lena Dunham. 

If the Taycan wishes to self-identify as a Turbo we must respect their choice.

You need to change your click-baity title to “Dallas Taxpayers.” Texas doesn’t have state income tax.

Latte-sucking, Big Mac scarfing, “Who Saved who?” bumper-stickering left lane zombies. 

Hideous from any angle. 

Agreed.

What sort of social credits does the Chinese Gov’t give you for operating one of these things?

Is that Geoff?

He’s using common core math. 

Make sure the C8 is in the next Forza. Profit. 

Wow, I didn’t know cars could have an extra chromosome.