I would certainly trim my moustache for this car. Pretty.

That grille.

I don’t have a wardrobe classy enough to drive that car. You need some clothes that would look appropriate in Cary Grant’s closet.

As long as they don’t try to recreate the chase with a white one. That actually does seem like a terrible idea.

First engine I thought of, as well.

Amazon is also not sustainable. 

but we were only discussing labor practices. Tesla’s labor practices are not sustainable.  end of story. 

regarding your other stuff, that’s nonsense. Other companies have shown substantial interest in alternative fuel vehicles over the years. Honda brought CNG vehicles to mass market. GM spent billions developing EVs…

Elon Musk has shown his ass to the whole world on Twitter SOOOO many times, the nature of his character is not a subject of debate. It wasn’t some 3rd party posing as him. No, those were ALL Musk. He’s grade-A asshole, through and through. But sometimes, humanity and the world needs an asshole with a vision to kick it…

This. Plus, I’d liken it to fair use under parody. It’s not malicious capitalism trying to steal an IP, it’s a dumb joke. 

Don’t ever change, Torch. 

Disagree. This is a low-milage version of a car that lasts forever, and has a nice little bonus of the supercharger. 4-5k is a NP. Not a great P, but an NP.

No sir.  You’re theoretical $1,500 could not buy you anywhere near this nice and low mileage of a car.  NP.

Wow that was SO MUCH WORSE than I thought it was going to be. :(

Because its true. Its fucking ugly.

The car is ugly. It looks like someone took a Mercedes and then immediately went to PepBoys to install fake chrome vents and other little bits of unnecessary stuff.

Pfft.  Mid engined more fun than Miata.

You, doing the math on it:

Still fewer airfoils than an F1 car.

The Deltawing is fucking stupid. Hard pass.

No but it comes with a Cassette Player.  Something Elon can’t say about any Tesla on the market.