I would certainly trim my moustache for this car. Pretty.

That grille.

I don’t have a wardrobe classy enough to drive that car. You need some clothes that would look appropriate in Cary Grant’s closet.

As long as they don’t try to recreate the chase with a white one. That actually does seem like a terrible idea.

First engine I thought of, as well.

This. Plus, I’d liken it to fair use under parody. It’s not malicious capitalism trying to steal an IP, it’s a dumb joke. 

Don’t ever change, Torch. 

Disagree. This is a low-milage version of a car that lasts forever, and has a nice little bonus of the supercharger. 4-5k is a NP. Not a great P, but an NP.

No sir.  You’re theoretical $1,500 could not buy you anywhere near this nice and low mileage of a car.  NP.

Wow that was SO MUCH WORSE than I thought it was going to be. :(

Because its true. Its fucking ugly.

The car is ugly. It looks like someone took a Mercedes and then immediately went to PepBoys to install fake chrome vents and other little bits of unnecessary stuff.

Pfft.  Mid engined more fun than Miata.

You, doing the math on it:

Still fewer airfoils than an F1 car.

The Deltawing is fucking stupid. Hard pass.

No but it comes with a Cassette Player.  Something Elon can’t say about any Tesla on the market.

How do you access the bed from the side?

As a design professor and an Industrial Designer w a background in automotive design, the Cybertruck offends me and irritates me on many levels. It would get you lambasted at any self respecting design school. It’s primitive, lazy, unresolved design that only works as a prop in a low budget sci fi B movie from the…

If you’re single and can make do with a shitbox to get around whatever big city you reside in, then fine, maybe the Fit is the car you need.