I knew Detroit Electric was a scammer because of their low eBay rating. Caveat emptor.

Hey y’all, remember that car company that lied about illegally pumping heinous amounts of hydrocarbons in the air?

If Kinja designed gas pump interfaces, you select Regular Unleaded and instead receive a litany of reasons why Orange Man Bad.

Hey Jason, when are you going to “Torch” the RockAuto.com TV commercials? They’re 10X more irritating than a gas pump interface.

You can’t outrun Motorola.

Digging Sinbad’s new jam!

Vettes have had high top-end speeds for decades. The first year C5 would top 170. 

And then remove the star for given me the visual of Hans Gruber wearing jorts. 

If you decline to eat one, are you a McHolocaust Denier?

You have succinctly explained British Leyland build quality.

Hey man, those are cuttin’-edge halogens. easily worth $110K

“British car made on a Friday afternoon immediately before a strike.”

When will they introduce the Merlin-powered version?

I understand commissions are slim on new car sales. Do the sales people get an extra bump when selling high-demand cars commanding a mark-up? I’d ask an actual car dealer, but I don’t want to get laughed at. Again.

Implying that Toyota cares about any other market half as much as the USA :)

How do they expect to pass minimum crash standards without a B-pillar?

Makes me wonder why Porsche is moving forward with the Taycan when the C8 offers similar performance specs for less than two-thirds the price. Just sayin’.

Pretty much every American car, up until the 80's, had a toe-tapper for the high beams. 

Back when GM would game leg room stats by shortening the squab of the seats.