Nice googling brah. According to the “Tiffany Network,” Texas has the eighth highest property tax. Guess who has to pay more?

Non-binary person in your GIF looks suspiciously like Lena Dunham. 

If the Taycan wishes to self-identify as a Turbo we must respect their choice.

You need to change your click-baity title to “Dallas Taxpayers.” Texas doesn’t have state income tax.

Latte-sucking, Big Mac scarfing, “Who Saved who?” bumper-stickering left lane zombies. 

Hideous from any angle. 

Agreed.

What sort of social credits does the Chinese Gov’t give you for operating one of these things?

Is that Geoff?

He’s using common core math. 

Make sure the C8 is in the next Forza. Profit. 

Wow, I didn’t know cars could have an extra chromosome.

I knew Detroit Electric was a scammer because of their low eBay rating. Caveat emptor.

Hey y’all, remember that car company that lied about illegally pumping heinous amounts of hydrocarbons in the air?

If Kinja designed gas pump interfaces, you select Regular Unleaded and instead receive a litany of reasons why Orange Man Bad.

Hey Jason, when are you going to “Torch” the RockAuto.com TV commercials? They’re 10X more irritating than a gas pump interface.

You can’t outrun Motorola.

Digging Sinbad’s new jam!

Vettes have had high top-end speeds for decades. The first year C5 would top 170. 

And then remove the star for given me the visual of Hans Gruber wearing jorts.