If you decline to eat one, are you a McHolocaust Denier?

You have succinctly explained British Leyland build quality.

Hey man, those are cuttin’-edge halogens. easily worth $110K

“British car made on a Friday afternoon immediately before a strike.”

When will they introduce the Merlin-powered version?

I understand commissions are slim on new car sales. Do the sales people get an extra bump when selling high-demand cars commanding a mark-up? I’d ask an actual car dealer, but I don’t want to get laughed at. Again.

Implying that Toyota cares about any other market half as much as the USA :)

How do they expect to pass minimum crash standards without a B-pillar?

Makes me wonder why Porsche is moving forward with the Taycan when the C8 offers similar performance specs for less than two-thirds the price. Just sayin’.

Pretty much every American car, up until the 80's, had a toe-tapper for the high beams. 

Back when GM would game leg room stats by shortening the squab of the seats.

Yes. Business in the front, party in the back. :)

Correcter correction: My 355.

I was joking. 

I was joking. 

As long as the driver and passenger are OK. That’s all that really matters. You can’t place a dollar value on the sanctity of human life, am I right? A car is just that, car. It can be replaced. You can’t replace a human life. Driver was an asshat I bet, though. 

At least his auto insurance will cover this, right?

They named it after an off-brand version of Cialis. 

Is that the truck equivalent of a mullet?