The energy drink from Idiocracy?

Don’t forget the “You wouldn’t understand” stickers. 

Rob, did you giggle or merely chortle as you wrote this post?

I hate it AND it’s not a real Bronco. 

Transverse engine, looks like a previous, far more popular SUV...where have I seen this before?

It was a diversion so they could something far more valuable. David Tracy’s postal Jeep. 

Shooting brakes? Citation required. 

Ever notice why all of these are one-offs?  There’s a reason for that. 

I can’t visualize this thing dicing it up against Alfas and Maseratis. 

Does it have the Kent motor or the later 2.3?

The tech needed to make sure the airbags worked at 90 mph. It just good quality control. 

The Ford AMC AMX.  

That’s what she said. 

Happens in every state alas. Jalopnik should produce a PSA. 

DeNiro shouldn’t have had a loaded rifle in his trunk. Do cops keep loaded assault rifles handy?

Omphaloskepsis or navel-gazing is contemplation of one’s navel as an aid to meditation. The word derives from the Ancient Greek words ὀμφᾰλός (omphalós, lit. ‘navel’) and σκέψῐς (sképsis, lit.)

Wow, I didn’t know Sarah Jeong was a Jalop!

Smugging. 

I read this in DeMuro’s voice. Star.

This photo is obviously shopped, as everyone knows this tipo and marque are only driven by elderly women (w/blue hair) in West Palm.