Yeah, just ask James Dean. Oh wait nevermind. 

The biggest question this post raises: Adam Carolla has $4.4 million?

Clever. 

The women weren’t ignored. The FBI just couldn’t corroborate their claims.

Apologizing would be an admission of their error. Not good when you know you’re about to be sued. RBC will settle for lost wages plus a little extra to make Kendall go away for good. Not fake news, just not news. 

Elon sat on Tesla’s technology equity too long. Major auto mfr’s have already made Tesla the American Motors of electric vehicles.

My brother has an awesome set of tools...

You mean a Cougar?

“I own a Probe” is the best pick-up line ever.  

It was a response to the Ford Probe. Both cars shared the same platform. The first gen MX-5 looked dowdy compared to the Probe.

Elon, is that you?

But the arching roofline screams 9-3. 

BLS sounds like GM took the Bureau of Land Management and Irritable Bowel Syndrome and crammed them together. 

I appreciate good design, even mass-produced good design.

Hate to break it to you, but those weren’t transmissions...:)

They would have to figure out how to run  three commercials each time you launch a movie/show. 

Rimfinisher? I barely knew her!

They removed the drivetrain and suspension. Why you might ask? Extra roominess!

Skoda’s slogan should be “Looks better than an Audi, cheaper than a Volkswagen.”