How about someone punch him in the dick?

This seems like one of those ideas that someone pitched to the Mayor as a splashy policy that would generate a lot of “tough love” good publicity, but lord will it have massive amounts of unforeseen (or completely foreseeable from some peoples’ points of view) consequences. For instance; disabled children won’t get a…

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

C’mon how can they NOT make fun of Trumplethinskin’s Time cover?

The optics of pulling people from their wheelchairs is simply staggering in its awfulness. Yet Trump supporters (who will undoubtedly be affected in large numbers) will put on their stupid MAGA hats and cheer Donnnie on, while he simultaneously pushes their heads deeper into a shit-filled trench.

You know that fucker was making them buy name brand.

I’ve seen The Color Purple multiple times and even I forgot Steven Spielberg directed that one. It’s so closely associated with Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey and blackness in general that the white director kinda gets forgotten, at least in the circles I’m in.

This may just be my existential despair talking, but most of the time I feel like nothing she could have done would have made a difference. We still would have ended up with the Cheeto in Chief because everybody is sexist and racist and life is terrible and we’re all going to die. 

did you see who we made president or

dude that’s the GOP’s dream. no education? let’s keep them fat, sick, and stupid!

Well a swamp provides ecological benefits and has a reason to exist.

BUT! Trader Joe’s beet hummus is amazing.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

My face reading this:

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.

Do you think it’s possible to be a feminist and not devote every action of your life to feminism?

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!