Every day I read this web site, I get less and less excited about owning new vehicles. I think this pretty much seals the deal that my next vehicle will be a BMW e36.

Production method for the new PSA made ambassador

There’s a sticker on the dash warning you not to floor it.

Um, if it’s not souped up, why do we refer to it as “stock?” (while trying to think up another soup pun)

Ferrari employees have words for “fire” the same way Eskimo have words for “snow”

How cute.

It should be called an Aventa now since the door is gone.

No teleporter necessary; self driving cars will repossess themselves.

Just another 12 years, and we can legally bring it back.

Dying.

Trickle-down economics is really just golden showers on the poor.

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

Fine, if you don’t like it, I don’t care...

No fire means it was really a kit body on a old Fiero.

Actually, if they really wanted to do that then just hang two big eyes inside the windscreen!

As the manager of a Ford dealership, I will give the first 50 Bronco buyers a a free case of apple juice. You know, because OJ will kill ya. Hahaha... thanks, I’ll show myself out.

Will there be a pair of gloves that don’t fit included in the glove compartment?

So basically this in the air?

This isn’t overly surprising to be honest. Every jet I’ve flown has breakaway pins or bolts in the fairing which will quite happily detach the engine and dump it on the unsuspecting public 35,000 feet below if vibration exceeds a design stress.

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