This is more or less the stock photo of him.

"There's a narrative trick that everything hinges on" then you've lost me, and it's going to be a terrible movie.

There's no such thing as 'objective' beauty or hotness. I think you're picking apart the wrong word here. Different cultures, past and present, have had wildly different views on what is beautiful. Individuals (obviously) are even more varied.

I still hold out some degree of hope. He clearly finds pop music still interesting in some ways, considering his producing credits.

I can't remember which interview (one of the old ones housed on EnoWeb), but there's one where he addressed exactly this sentiment.

Was never curious about it to begin with (not even in porn; just not interested), but I was once with a woman for a while who really liked it, and now I can confidently say that I don't really care about it. In conversations with my friends, none of them seem to care, either. imo, the question-asker is projecting her…

I'm sure he's hated around here, but Adam Carolla has been trying to do a show revolving around teaching Norm to drive for a few years now. They have a pretty great rapport and I think it'd be funny.

Nah. Even advanced metrics like PER and Win Shares/48 have Jordan out in front. As a fan of the 90s Knicks, Jordan really was that good.

So I've heard. Not with any specificity, though, as I'm still on the fence as to whether or not I want to read it.

imo, you missed nothing. I was shocked to see this rated higher than a D. It was boring, insane, contrived, dull, etc.

Holy shit. I was hoping he'd be gone by the midseason finale.

He labels his own videos with such descriptive titles as 'Social Justice Warriors Get Owned In Epic Rant By Comedian'. Not kidding.

Just fuckin up libtards (am I using that right?)

Sparks! Awesome. A little underwhelmed by her and the interviewer's categorization of them, but they're fantastic. Almost everything they did in the 70s is gold.

No? The right hates Obama just as much as before. I'm not sure where you get your news from, but there's Obama hatred right now for him supposedly not doing enough to stop the protests against Trump.

Yes, the right's #1 enemy (aside from maybe Obama) would have done a lot better than Bernie.

He said—months ago—that since he was elected as an Independent, it's only fair to his constituents for him to finish his term as one. After that, he'll be a Democrat. Not sure what the big deal and weird sour grapes are about the dumb little letter next to his name when he votes with Democrats like 99% of the time and…

Tapas the mornin' to jah!

The menu will include “shareable tapas-style nachos, quesadillas, and chicken fingers.”

I pop on 'iBrain' a few times a year. It's hilarious.