And Jack Torrance. Don't forget Jack Torrance.

Whatever happened to the F-35 with hover capability? Did they kill the project just because Bruce Willis brought one down with a semi truck?

Maybe. It does have a legendarily quiet action. But before they were mounted on the MH-60s, I really hope they were painted olive or black.

This is just the beginning. Next step: Slurpee in one chamber, pureed microwave burrito in the other.

The premium engineering is worth maybe an extra fifteen bucks. Spelling your product's name like a Ukrainian preschooler, though, is worth at least another fifty.

You are free to disagree, of course, but I'd say the more comment-worthy tragedy in this story is the death of the worker and not the omission of the word "pad."