In point of fact, I love explaining jokes. This one's pretty involved actually - I'm sure you were expecting more or less a link to an article and bob's your uncle. Sadly, no.

"The bomber" may imply a bomber aircraft, but the adage works just as well (if not better) for hypersonic intercontinental ballistic missiles fired from either land or submarine.

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

That dealers exist to protect consumers.

Why the fuck would you spend 30 minutes watching somebody else do something as opposed to doing it yourself?

You must be the President of AntiKoeniggsegg Land... Population 1.

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

A quick visit to Dashcamtalk would have given you better options.

Haha, sorry about the confusion - I'm being very sneaky.

Ken Follett wrote a great mystery years ago that was set in one of these aircraft and it was well detailed. It all took place in one night. A great read.

My all-time favorite aircraft. I still hope someone wealthy enough (who's the Jay Leno of the aviation world?) will someday commission a working replica. Perhaps it could be used for the movie version of Ken Follett's Night Over Water, which provides a good insight into what traveling on one may have been like.

Does it really count as Doctor Who cosplay when it's David Tennant? What? That's not actually David Tennant? Damn...that's good.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

Today is my 8th straight day at work (at a coffee shop rife with monogrammed thermosery). After placing our weekly order this morning I have been refreshing the Kitchenette homepage repeatedly waiting for comic relief. Pinkham, you've restored my sanity yet again.

Before I start, let me say I was a server for a decade, and I have nothing but the utmost respect for all service employees. But this story has become legendary in my family, so: Mr. Tigger and I moved for his job from the East Bay Area in CA to Austin, Texas. On our first date night after moving, we went out to…

That capacitor looks like something that might be used in an old 7300 control card for industrial cards' signal conditioning.

A REAL improvement to our shitty mileage would be to get the goddamn ethanol out of our fuel supply!

So basically this thing is a low pass filter delivering clean, noise-free power to the pretty blue LED.

My favorite part of that story is that you were drinking a beer waiting for your girlfriend to finish the 10k

Last weekend I watched my girlfriend run a 10k. As I was drinking my beer near the finish line I saw a guy that probably weighed 300lbs+ cross at about the 40 minute mark in the middle of a pack of flat-bellied men and women. You just never know how much a great engine can make up for a lack of traditional…