I’ve seen beat to crap ones for $1K-1500 on CL in Phoenix fairly regularly. This took me all of 5 seconds to find:

How the hell would 10,000lbs of coal only last HALF the winter?!?!

When I was 8 years old I flipped one of these that was more child sized. Still gas powered and wasn’t too light. Damn thing came down on my back, and luckily I wasn’t burned by the pipe. Was just too easy to plant the front wheel a little sideways and flip them.

The first two are great. The last - just no.

To be fair, Barack Hussein Obama doesn’t exactly sound like a stereotypical American name either. My point is that there is no such thing as an “American” name. Just because my brother in law’s name is Mircea doesn’t mean he’s Romanian and not American.

Ok, I know I’m gonna get hate here, but damn do these wheels look tiny and awful.

What no one, and I mean NO ONE ever considers is that you are paying far, far, far more in interest that 4% or 2.52%, or whatever number it is the earlier you are in your mortgage because all the interest is front loaded. So last year I paid approximately $15,600 in mortgage payments, and about 10,500 of that was…

And Jazz.

I’d rather have a 2011 Chevy Volt for less than $12K - and it only has 60,000 miles on it. Replacement OEM batteries, when needed, are less than $3K. How’s that for some depreciation?

It’s not BS - those that truly have severe cases of Celiac disease can have adverse reactions from minutely small exposure. Such as using a plate that had a piece of bread on it previously and wasn’t washed. Cross contamination through a toaster would absolutely happen.

I really, really, really want to change my screen name to “Illuminati Kale” now.

It’s quite similar to pumpkin pie. Actually easier to make from scratch too, since they have awesome natural sweetness, and even pie pumpkins suck compared to canned pumpkin. This is because canned “pumpkin” is really not what we typically think of as pumpkin, but rather any number of varieties of squash, many of…

It’s far more stylish than the previous generation CX-9 though. It pretty much looks exactly like the CX-5, but stretched a bit. Obviously bigger, which it should be.

Aww come on, it’s funny! Beating up on the reliability of Audi is always good sport.

One as a driver and two as parts cars? ;-)

Huh? You stated as a reply to JayT that it was common for pre-candidates “after winning X number of primaries or having Y number of ballot measures where you are on it as a candidate you are provided an SS detail.” There have been no primaries, and ballots aren’t yet defined either. Yet Trump and others have been…

...of which there have been precisely none so far. No primaries. No ballots. Only the Clown College Debate Society.

I’ve driven through Mongo. I kept looking for this guy while I was there:

Read after they go to sleep. It’s easier this way.

Drove right past it in July. Saw this sign as well. Had to go pick up my mom after she landed in the hospital and then drive her back to Arizona.