At the time I was studying for my A-Levels (High school finals for the American folk) and remember thinking ‘I’ll take a couple of hours for a break and watch the grand prix’. 5 hours later, the race still hadn’t finished and I had completely forgotten what it was I was meant to be studying.

It has to be the 2011 Canadian Grand Prix. Jenson Button wins in torrential conditions after: crashing into Lewis Hamilton and taking him out the race, serving a stop-go penalty for speeding behind the safety car, crashing into Fernando Alonso and taking him out of the race, getting a puncture and rejoining dead last,…

I’ll try not to suck any dicks on my way to the parking lot.

37 dicks, right?

We already have those in the US, they’re called Harley riders.

While 300+mph is awesome, for 75% of the world the holy grain-type milestone is 500km/h. It’s hard to believe that they are “quitting” less then 10km/h away from that mark.

Still one of my favorite wins to watch unfold:

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

Thanks for posting that.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

My mom had an ‘07 ES that I drove a bunch toward the end of my high school career. I loved that thing. One thing that made me happy: I’d leave it in the sun all day at work on a 90° day and it’d still blow ice cold A/C within 15 seconds of turning on. 

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He also holds the record for most consecutive DNF’s, along with most DNF’s in a single season.  He wasn’t called de Crasheris for nothing.

I can be the best way to operate one too.

“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

Or do what the Swedes do- DRLs include taillights.

“Detailing cars is the most soul sucking profession on the planet,”..

I’m a machinist, inconel also makes me weak in the knees, but for another reason. 

A bit of Armour, a turret mounted gun and you’ve got yerself an Urban Assault Vehicle! (I’ve been waiting years to say this).