THE BOULDER AGREES WITH YOUR ARTICLE!!!!!!

It was always a dead-end job.

He got out of his career as a seat-cushion tester? Good for him.

+1 Rx for Fukitol from Mike Keyster, M.D.

i just tested positive for isthatol.

Totally. She took money from people and then made the thing she said she was going to make with the money they were giving her. If that’s not some Bernie Madoff shit, I don’t know what is.

Embrace the dark side. Become the Roadhog you despise.

And the kid will be like “Uh, mom, there’s no combat in games any more. Teams work collaboratively by exchanging engrams to cleanse their birth trauma.”

Careful, though: in another thirty years or so she might get suckered into buying Old Glory Insurance.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

He only did the finishing shot! It would like Torbjorn hammering his fuckin turret the whole PotG long! :P

Borg nanites aid cellular regeneration.

So it’s Artemis in VR? I can totally dig that!

FLOPS = Floating point operations per second. Basically how many calculations a GPU/CPU can do. To match what a 1 TFLOPS GPU can do in just one second, you’d have to perform one calculation every second for 31,688.77 years.

I vote for healers. Always. Even healers in the other team.

Wrong! Always vote for the healer!

I didnt know what to think of the steam controller when I first got it, now I freaking love it.

I didnt know what to think of the steam controller when I first got it, now I freaking love it.

Symmetra’s portal is so fundamentally important to the success or failure of a team, that in any game that she deploys it properly, I try to give her the vote at the end if I can.

Pairing Hanzo with Widowmaker is one of those nice theory crafted ideas, but in my experience it doesn’t pay off that well because they both fill a rather similar sniper roll. Basically, things that give Hanzo trouble also give Widowmaker trouble and that means if the opposing team isn’t brain dead they can usually…