I currently have no job and have one. You can afford one.

You have some serious financial decisions to make if you can’t handle an extra $250 a year on gas.

Jalopnik doesn’t exactly cater to the brightest auto enthusiasts. It’ll take them a while to catch up, if they ever do.

How old am I, specifically?

Go to a my little pony forum and tell them it’s for children. Surely popularity will dictate who is objectively correct, right?

Article already got my click. Might as well screw with people in the comments.

Hey, the cake is a lie. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bet you think Big Bang Theory is funny, too.

Doll seems pretty happy for not having clothes.

My Napster is taking up my entire 56k bandwidth. So I’m reading this and playing runescape while I wait.

Nope! But tell me how many times you can tell the same joke to the same person before they stop laughing. I must have seen this 20 times or so.

This joke is old and not funny. You are at the point where everyone uncomfortable laughs to be polite.

Back when I was in college I was researching active suspension. We did the calculation and it turns out the electrical draw for such a system is massive. An average alternator would not be able to handle it. A proposed system for a 600lb vehicle I was designing would draw thousands of watts ona dedicated electrical…

You are supposed to give a 2 second following distance when driving on dry highway with good visibility. The difference between 55 and 70 is 40ft of additional following distance. Something that I never see anyone do. Even my following distances are something like 1-1.5s (I’m working on it). That drastically increases…

I’ve seen similar excuses because people drive SUVs and in a crash “the other driver would be hurt more”. Unbelievable.

Traveling 70mph vs 55mph in a car that feels solid at higher speeds, for example

If people feel safer in their cars, they take more risks.

I was surprised to get the stars that I got, to say the least.

I neither confirm nor deny whether or not a firearm is a tool. It’s an endlessly debatable idea that doesn’t really solve anything.

I opened this expecting some gawker crap. But this was a well composed, informative, article. Thanks.