Will do, think he’s had it since August, so he’s doing well.

Man, if it took him 22 times to graduate I guess he really worked for it. :D

I don’t have an issue with the writer stepping up to help with a better car. The issue is giving it as a Christmas gift.

He means “per parking meter,” duh. No one in Uhmurica understands what a metre is.

*I stole that from Robin Williams.

How about “lights per length of a New York rat”? I think that’s about the same.

As someone who isn’t exactly in love with Trump, I’d like to tell everyone that you need to maybe acknowledge when he is right about something once in awhile if you want to have credibility to criticize him later.

The thought that you should not look through a stranger’s phone and upload whatever nudes you find requires a mind that does not belong to an asshole. A person who’s moral compass is broken will genuinely not understand what if anything is wrong with that chain of events.

When I was growing up, this was absolutely standard practice in Belfast, and sometimes on the mainland of the UK too. There were very few issues with illegal parking.

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I’ve talked to more than a few of these ladies through the years. They’re not just smiles and pretty faces; they can answer almost any question you throw at them.

...they got us.

JUNIOR!

But how do you prevent your dad shooting the tail off your plane?

What does it say? Arse-Anal? I’d 8-2 be associated with something so uncouth.

Or, you know, you could stay away from comment boards and auto blogs for a few hours rather than asking millions and millions of others to alter their behavior for your schedule.

Seriously, these people are so dumb. I’m tempted to just get in my spaceship and go to outer space and do my ninja training there instead, just to get away from these freaking liars on the internet.

I live in Sacramento. Born and raised. I have family that live in Roseville, so I’m there 2-3 times a month. It’s funny because in your story you reference a “Galleria,” and being by the 65. Immediately I had to comment. I thought you had omitted the exact reference to Roseville but when I reread your post, lo and…

That's one of the biggest fallacies around. They did X, you did Y, so you're morally equivalent.