...adhesive and apathy...

Soon enough you’ll be able to overnight parts from Bavaria.

You keyboard warriors can go into battle unprepared if you want, but experienced fighters know to load up on mozz sticks and pretzels/beer cheese dip for extra fightin’ strength.

People are so irresponsible. Don’t they know that plastic grocery bags are terrible for the environment?!

Exercise helps the brain retain the lesson.  I’m pretty sure that’s science. That’s why we never smoked our Soldiers; we just gave them “corrective training.”

Ah, yes... I believe that (and the A15) were called “non-judicial punishment”. I’ve never experienced it but have observed it. (chAir Force did things a little differently.)

Do you honestly think that I think that was his implication?

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A vehicle that someone needs to get to work - and can’t use because some assjacket hit it and ran away - would be pretty damned important.

All American tanks come with a cooler full of Rip It.

Counterpoint, sometimes they outlast their engines!

“Those Jalopnik readers also wanted it to come from the factory used and fully depreciated.”

“I’m not kidding about how obsessed enthusiasts are with Subaru wagons. When I asked Jalopnik readers on our Instagram and Facebook group what they wanted from Subaru or if they had any questions for the automaker, an astounding majority asked about the Levorg.”

Putting an “STI” badge on something with a CVT makes baby Jesus cry.

Now it will decimate all. 

Then they’re definitely coming from Japan. Overnight. Same day delivery? What is this, Amazon Prime: Japan Edition? No. He’s getting the parts, Japanese parts, and they’re coming from Japan, it will take at least one day to get to him, so then overnight if you will. Possibly, POSSIBLY, this is a joke reference to some…

It’s not stolen, its just permanently borrowed... Also I give it 3 hours and one is broken and another lost, 3 weeks and one is pregnant....

I worked on a JLTV prototype almost a decade ago. At the time they were supposed to have Windows XP tablet computers inside for maintenance, communications, etc. Everyone kept saying how the computers would be ripped out and loaded with porn and video games at the first opportunity.

They don’t give us anything, we have to find it somewhere.