Kristen, I’m glad you said “great” instead of simply “good”, because we both know that movie was horribly awesome!

You are my favorite person today, lol.

Came here to make sure someone had made this reference. Thank you for not disappointing, haha.

“Sounds Like an Actual War is Coming Out of This Exhaust Pipe”

Maybe if I were Navy :P

Ha! Totally valid.

Uh. Her? *checks to make sure no transgender process happened in my sleep*

Well my dear, I do have some good news for future reference. The flexi-cuffs they put him in are quite durable. We’ve had some big dudes try to break out of them and none have succeeded.

You’re my favorite. Mostly because I had a good laugh. At your expense. You were presented with evidence that basically pointed out that you’re a hypocrite and instead of going “well shit, I messed up, you’re right” you launch into a tirade of “fuck you and your opinion.” Are you retarded? You know...clinically?…

I’m with you. It’s hideous. Amazing to drive? Sure. But definitely visually unappealing. Lambo never made the prettiest cars, but this is.........gross.

And it worked!

That was without a doubt the best generation. Bonus points for not sounding like my cat expelling its bowels in the litterbox.

Because it’s the 787B of it’s time? After his first major victory, this setup shall be banned by the overseeing body. Because unfair racing conditions are far worse than horrible safety.

This one. Been sent back stateside for a month after nine months overseas rocking a fractured metatarsal (so I’m a little ahead of the rest of my unit) and am currently awaiting medical treatment. Orders to move forward came through and I could be grabbing a last minute plane ticket home for four days before moving on…

Didn’t the German’s get enough of the M2?

Nailed it. I’d expound, but it seems everyone else kinda covered those bases so now I’m just here offering my agreement.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t the driving a modified example at a high rate of speed and motivation? The nature of what they were doing was risky, that’s not Porsche’s fault.

You forgot the “/sarcasm”

So we’re going to program an accidents per drive ratio into any vehicle carrying a female driver or an asian driver? Ratio doubles if they’re both?

#someonehadtodoit
#itsjustajokepleasedontkillme
#imnotsorry
#istillloveyouguys

The following is directed to whomever chose the name of this article and not necessarily the author himself:

Every time I see “-gate” appended to the name of the latest scandal, I can’t help but lose respect for the words of whomever is stuck following the title. Watergate Office Complex was a location. Adding “-gate”…