I for one got a Jewry Duty letter last week, which is weird because I’m not that religious.

Wait, I thought we were all starring in an ongoing adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale?

It’s the best thing to wear while eating at Michael Alone.

You should really read the article. Poor white people have good reason to feel like no one cares about them. The fact that they have racial privilege doesn’t mean that they’re not systemically disadvantaged in other ways.

Also,

The answer is always yes.

Have you ever wanted to drink and hang out with your friends, but do it on top of water?

Either that, or there is a new cheekbones-based event that the Canadians are ready to dominate.

that the government and/or the medical establishment are attacking the family for their beliefs.

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

LiLo is engaged to Egor. Officially. OK, probably. [Us Weekly]

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

Her expression...that’s all.

Where’s the part where they didn’t know their period was coming and somebody looked at them funny at a meeting and they fought back tears for the rest of the day and felt like they had gone insane until the blood came the following morning?

oh look someone made a visual representation of every soon to be comment thread here

Try as they might, the cretinous Missouri legislators can’t win their awfulness war with longtime rival Kansas, where Kansas’ then-AG once tried to subpoena all of Dr. Tiller’s client files.

Chicken or bunny?

I speak bigly, but I have a soft —