They should re-make the stereos with modern bluetooth/MP3 storage. They would sell thousands.

Since that’s a Honda, we can safely assume those were all metric bolts.

Listen, nerds, here’s a free, billion dollar idea: self-clasping buttons and snaps.

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Meanwhile, a 30-something couple-he an actuarial, she an Office Depot manager-drove by in their 2015 Toyota Camry. Never exceeding the speed limit by anything that would garner attention they arrived at their unremarkable house without drama a half-hour later.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

1. He looks like Huey from The Boondocks.

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

1993. Mansell comes after winning the F1 championship. Wins Indy/CART championship as a rookie.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Racist white men are the most fragile, scared and sensitive people in the country, which I think has a lot to do with these fits and power trips.

Funny, that’s about the age I was when I snuck my first taste of beer, also a Coors Light. Saw it on the counter, took a swig, then caught a fatherly backhand right to the kisser. The old man did me a favor though, because it knocked the awful taste of beer right out of my mouth.

Offer car people want. Raise price so nobody wants it. Kill car due to lack of demand. Genius.

I thought this was the most advanced Beetle?