They should re-make the stereos with modern bluetooth/MP3 storage. They would sell thousands.

Since that’s a Honda, we can safely assume those were all metric bolts.

Listen, nerds, here’s a free, billion dollar idea: self-clasping buttons and snaps.

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Is Justin Bieber going to make a cameo in this episode?

Meanwhile, a 30-something couple-he an actuarial, she an Office Depot manager-drove by in their 2015 Toyota Camry. Never exceeding the speed limit by anything that would garner attention they arrived at their unremarkable house without drama a half-hour later.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

1. He looks like Huey from The Boondocks.

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Welcome to KFC, may I take your HORDOR?

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

Gizmodo:. Fair And Balanced Reporting

I didn’t read the article because reasons... But are we still worshipping “winner” and mocking “losers”?

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

I thought this was the most advanced Beetle?