It’s the clay

right in the feels

I would get a big parasail and let that sucker blow me off into the sunset.

Yeah I guess nowadays they would’ve just been given a participation trophy and shipped off to the local Dairy Queen for milkshakes

Dry-erase markers will remove Sharpie

Sounds like a case of autoerotic asphyxiation to me.

This is what happens when you let millennials run a marketing campaign.

Fuckin’ thing’s red.

I’m not so sure there is going to BE a 2018

Don’t ever buy a Toyota Corolla.

I mean, what’s going on down there?

Crazy Aussies ...

See? Told you all they could do was hit walls and catch fire.

I saw this thing heading north on the interstate in Florida once

I thought all Lamborghinis did was run into walls and catch fire.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/1845+Williams+Rd,+Columbus,+OH+43207/@39.8870272,-82.9439515,491m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x883887074e8a3e63:0x8d01c83d88d40832!8m2!3d39.8892305!4d-82.9442969

edit: Not 736 - Industrial Parkway ( NEAR 736)

https://www.google.com/maps/@40.1958911,-83.3039882,2645a,20y,270h/data=!3m1!1e3

Meh. It’s just a fancy mustang anyway.

Bully steals your lunch money at recess? Yes. Corrupt government run by mediocre idiots? No.