Authorities in Boardman, Ohio, said last October the suspect’s a white man in his 50s or 60s, heavy-set, balding, and bespectacled. At one point, he drove an early 2000s blue Dodge Grand Caravan.

Last time I said we need to find a way to stop a nut with a gun—and that’s all I said—I get an email saying, “I’m saving my last bullet to put it right between your eyes.” Just another responsible gun owner in America.

In response to Trumps tweet.

I used to make fun of Curling but then my college roomies and I got high and spent an entire weekend watching Curling and now I know a lot about Curling and I really like Curling.

North and South Korea(who are our allies, btw) are a unified delegation for the Olympics. Maybe being the bigger man and standing for our allies should mean more than trying to stick to ole’ Un, no?

I’d like to agree with you, Hamilton. However, if the last 40 years of American history has taught us anything, it’s that the rich will always write off their losses on the backs of the poor and working class. If they stand to lose profits, they will slash the workforce, hike prices, and demand more austerity from…

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

What else are paychecks for?

I don’t believe you. Every Subaru has three inherent flaws: two are the head gaskets, and the other is the thin layer of Retriever hair coating the interior.

I read every one of those... WHAT DO I EVEN DO AT WORK ANY MORE!?

I started to say that Tracy should buy it, but it runs and drives.

Tried on two different browsers, both resulted in black screens.

Big screens are not fancy. When have you ever seen a large screen in a smoking room?

I know we’re all congratulating the guy for trying to help but honestly he broke one of the first rules of being on a hot track. You NEVER get out of the vehicle, unbuckle, etc until the track has been red flagged and cleared. He could’ve easily been killed if one of those cars came barreling through a few seconds…

What are these people all bent out of shape about?

Ah, the new normal. Where protesting is anti American, but colluding with a hostile government is ok.

This Admin is redefining the term ‘political corruption’ in ways that are so ridiculously flagrant, it’s almost like they know they’ll face no consequences from a knuckle-dragging base of supplicants, a cowed press, and terrified political opponents. Weird, huh?