When I quit heroin I locked myself in a room for a month. But THIS fuckin guy...

Ohio is a dump

It takes five to seven years for a single ramp to produce seeds

What’re those two extra doors towards the back for?

Please go and vote

Risotto AND farro? As in, farro as an add-in to the risotto?

Clutch, Clutch: Texan Book of the Dead/Spacegrass/I Have the Body of John Wilkes Booth

I got popped for speeding and the officer said she could see me grab for the seatbelt through my rear windows as I was pulling over, and tried to ticket me for that on top of no front plate and the speeding. I knew it was baloney because a). I drove a quick little lowrider minitruck and barely trusted myself behind…

I once owned a 2006 Mini Cooper R50, and after too many bad heel-toe attempts and ill-advised drops-into-third, I blew out the clutch and traded it in. For a Corolla.  I am afraid if I see that car again, I will fall into an immediate, tear-filled, stupor and uncontrollably divert my direction into the next bridge…

What’s with the photoshopped iPhone there?